if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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