Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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