On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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