A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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