So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
