Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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