kristin has been a bad kristin
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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