Me too!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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