Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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