Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
