what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This is the high leading the old right now
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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