is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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