We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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