I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
PANTIES FOUND
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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