i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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