Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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