Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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