I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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