Dual....:-)
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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