oh fat girl friday strikes again...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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