You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Randomize
