pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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