have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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