That's intense
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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