just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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