My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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