Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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