I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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