she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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