Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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