He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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