I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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