Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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