i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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