What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
