Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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