This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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