Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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