Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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