That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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