Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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