is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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