about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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