Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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