We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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