she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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