Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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