There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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