yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
