I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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