In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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