Whod you bang
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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