at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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