I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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