were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She even gives head with a lisp.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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