I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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