turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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